Looking for funny Christmas gifts for kids? This guide gives you 10 novelty toys that make kids laugh, from a farting Santa bubble machine to a two-way prank squirt gun and a wall-climbing car. Each pick includes who it suits, the price and a direct link, so you can choose fast and order before the Christmas rush.
Shop the top pick: Funny Farting Santa Automatic Bubble Machine – from $31.71
Prices checked October 2026.
Quick picks
- Farting Santa Bubble Machine – bubbles plus fart sounds, guaranteed giggles.
- Two-Way Prank Water Squirt Gun – a funny twist on the classic squirt gun.
- Wall-Climbing Anti-Gravity Toy Car – a toy car that drives up walls.
- Musical Dancing Giraffe – repeats what you say in a funny voice.
- Christmas Projector Night Light – snowmen and reindeer on the bedroom ceiling.
Funny Christmas gifts for kids: the hero pick
Farting Santa bubble machine
The Funny Farting Santa Automatic Bubble Machine is exactly what it sounds like. It is an automatic Santa bubble machine with a novelty Santa design and fart sounds.
It is made for Christmas parties and family gatherings. Kids get bubbles, adults get a laugh, and nobody has to blow a wand.
Good to know: a music function is listed for some models, so confirm your selected option. Battery type and whether bubble solution is included are not listed. Use it on a washable surface, because bubble solution can make floors slippery.
You can buy 1, 2 or 3. Price: from $31.71.
More bubble machine fun
Mist Bubble Machine with lights and music
Want a Santa bubble machine alternative without the fart jokes? The Mist Bubble Machine for Kids combines bubbles and mist with LED lights and music.
It suits children who love bubbles and works well at birthday parties and family gatherings. It comes in pink or green sets, or pink or blue long versions. From $29.99.
Prank and surprise toys
Two-Way Prank Water Squirt Gun
The Two-Way Prank Water Squirt Gun is a compact novelty water toy built for playful surprises. It adds a funny twist to the ordinary squirt gun.
It suits kids who love friendly pranks, and it makes a lighthearted gift for adults too. Choose white, blue or pink. From $19.99.
Folding Ejection Shooting Sword
The Folding Ejection Multi-Color Shooting Sword Toy folds up and has an ejection mechanism for interactive play. It is made for kids who love pretend battles and supervised outdoor games.
In red or blue, from $12.99. An easy stocking stuffer.
Novelty Christmas toys that move, talk and glow
Magnetic Wall-Climbing Anti-Gravity Toy Car
The Magnetic Wall-Climbing Anti-Gravity Toy Car is designed to move across compatible smooth vertical surfaces, depending on the model. It gives racing fans a futuristic alternative to ordinary toy cars.
Blue, yellow or red. From $19.99.
Musical Dancing Giraffe
The Musical Dancing Giraffe Toy plays cheerful tunes, dances and repeats what you say in a funny voice. Kids love hearing their own words played back.
It is battery-powered; battery type and recommended age are not listed. From $28.99.
Electric Dancing Jellyfish
The Electric Dancing Jellyfish Toy dances, moves and plays music. It is a good fit for young children who like lively motion and sound.
Green, orange or pink. From $11.
Christmas Projector Night Light
The Christmas Projector Night Light slowly rotates snowflakes, snowmen, reindeer and candy canes across walls and ceilings in a soft warm light.
It is USB powered and about 4 in (10 cm) tall. It helps make December bedtimes something kids look forward to. From $14.99.
Funny games for the whole family
Electric Wire Loop Maze (buzz wire game)
In the Electric Wire Loop Maze Game, you guide a metal loop along a winding wire. Touch the wire and it buzzes. The near-misses get loud laughs at family parties.
Buy 1, 2 or 3. From $26.43.
Transforming Robot Pen Set
The 4-Piece Transforming Robot Ballpoint Pen Set contains four ballpoint pens that reshape into robot-style figures. It turns homework into something a bit more fun. From $23.99.
How to choose a funny gift kids will actually use
- Match the humor to the child. Some kids love fart jokes. Others prefer a surprise, like a prank toy or a car that climbs walls.
- Think about where it will be used. Bubble machines and water toys need a washable floor or outdoor space. Night lights and pens work anywhere.
- Check power needs. Many listings do not state battery type. Have spare batteries ready, or message us before ordering.
- Check the options. Some toys come in colors, models or multi-packs. Pick the right option before checkout.
- Plan for siblings. Multi-buy options, like the Santa bubble machine, help avoid arguments on Christmas morning.
- Combine to save. Shipping is free on orders of $49 or more, so pairing two smaller gifts often makes sense.
Frequently asked questions
What is a farting Santa bubble machine?
It is an automatic Christmas bubble machine with a novelty Santa design and fart sounds. Ours is made for Christmas parties and family gatherings. A music function is listed for some models.
Can I use a Santa bubble machine indoors?
Yes, on a washable surface. Bubble solution can make floors slippery, so avoid carpets and wipe up afterwards.
Is bubble solution included?
This is not listed for the farting Santa bubble machine. Have a bottle of bubble solution ready, or message us before ordering.
What are good novelty Christmas toys under $20?
The Two-Way Prank Water Squirt Gun, the Wall-Climbing Toy Car, the Christmas Projector Night Light, the Folding Shooting Sword and the Dancing Jellyfish are all from $19.99 or less.
When should I order for Christmas delivery?
Order by early December. Orders are dispatched in 2–3 business days, and delivery usually takes 4–12 business days after dispatch. Shipping is a $6.98 flat rate in the US, free on orders of $49 or more.
Can I return a gift?
Yes. Unused items in their original packaging with tags can be returned within 14 days.
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